Saturday, May 3, 2008

For My Girlfriends of a ~Certain Age~

For All My Girlies!
Where has the time gone?



Remember when we were little girls, playing jump rope,

telling secrets, sharing dreams?







Then, we were "babes", ahhh what a life!






Hopefully, we look more like "babes" than this! YIKES






My advice? Stay YOUNG~Stay LOOSE~

RELAX & Have FUN!

Laugh Everyday!


Here's something to laugh about today!


1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! Cosmos anyone?

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. Lemondrop anyone?

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend or ex-husband!



Here's a toast from me to you! CHEERS Ladies!

9 comments:

OhYeahBabe said...

That was funny. Good advice, that!

Anonymous said...

I love this blog!

Medusa said...

LOL, Nancy Ellyn! Great post and great advice.

Thanks for my first laugh of the day :^)

kimkinscam said...

I love your sense of humor!
Great blog!
MJR-

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

Hysterical! I can always count on your blog to brighten my day!

Juan Trasmonte said...

Hey, thanks for comming to Nemvem Quenaotem.
Good stuff here!
AdiĆ³s

Jack Payne said...

State of the art, "art." I wonder if the cute little girls, topside, grew into the fat ladies, bottomside. Their beach garb is from about the same era. Refreshing. Entertaining.

Nancy Ellyn said...

Oh Mr. Jack! Lord have mercy, NO! These aren't the same people; juat random images, depicting the possibility and exploited for humors sake!

Most everyone I know fights to NOT be the depiction of the third photo!!!! AT LEAST I DO, every second of every minute of every day! The third photo is my biggest fear, thus the tenants prescribed~ That's why it's funny!
Girl humor, as it were!

Barbara B said...

You rock! That was so funny. I liked the memories the first picture brought back - jump rope, hit the stick, potsie, yo-yos, slinkies, swings, teeter-totter, hula hoops, blowing bubbles. Half of you probably don't know some those words. I'm getting old. ;-(

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