Friday, May 9, 2008

Farts Are Funny!

In a discussion which got heated, on a message board I frequent, a few of us decided to lighten the mood by discussing, of all things, farts.....

Why are farts so funny?
The great comedian George Carlin actually has a routine based on the humorous nature of farts.
Great material.

Here's my contribution to all the folks out there who agree with me,
that FARTS are indeed FUNNY!

(yes, at times I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old boy)

In my powder room~
(guest bathroom, decorated with hand painted tole trays,
paintings of roses and a very Victorian theme)
I have this book, prominently displayed

Yes, I do.
This is a classic and I encourage you to Google it
and obtain it from your favorite bookstore as well as the sequel~

In an effort to lighten your (ahem) load at the end of this busy week~
I leave you with a fart joke
~to read~to share~to laugh about

Don't be afraid to laugh!
It's good for your spirit and good for the soul!

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them.
It's just that I fart all the time.

Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times.

You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?

""Hmm," says the Doctor,He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled

"Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor,

"The prescription is to clear your sinuses.
Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."


Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Those books are funny!

Rebecca said...

Too funny...I know a few folks that need that prescription!

(BC) ~ rearvumirr

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